04/08/2009
Early morning- This high school's pretty great. Every time I come here, there's always this great happy disco-ish song playing. Probably means it's gonna' be a pretty great happy year, but whatever. I heard these two kids talking about some new disease called Apathy Syndrome, but apparently only nerds and theater kids get it. Ha. There was also a rumor about a bathroom, so y'all know I gotta check that out.
Afternoon- Wow, early morning went by hella fast. It's like I only remember the walk to school or something. Ugh, my teacher sucks. All she does is talk about friggin' Justin Bieber and Hannah Montana like she just goes home, watches Disney Channel, and play AQWorlds or something. Poor Edward Elri-I mean, Junpei over here was sleeping, so she asked him what Justin Bieber's new album was for a quiz grade. Yeesh. I even had to tell him the answer... not that I listen to Justin Bieber or anything...crap. At least we don't have to do real work, though.
So apparently, paying attention in class makes you more popular. At my old school, we got beat up for it. This is messed up. My charm increased, but I don't know how my charm could possibly be any higher. I'm the most charming person I know.
After school- Today, I passed some old people, a fat kid, and some jogging prick on the way home.
Evening- There's an old guy at the dorm hitting on Yukari. What the hell.
Oh, lovely. He swings for both teams.
So, Shuji Ikutsuki over here runs the school, and just comes around over here for a threesome every so often. Well too bad old man, they'll be my threesomes from now on. Well, mine and this dude named Akihiko's, but I haven't seen him around here yet. Probably too scared of me.
No, Ikutsuki, the early bird does not catch the bookworm. I do. And then I beat 'em up.
Late night- Those vixens. They think they can hide things from me. Well too bad, nothing escapes the power of cutscenes. I don't need to be awake for those. Monitoring my sleep cycle. Well, my circadian rhythm is perfect, so take that you stupid kids. So, who can tell me what a Dark Hour is?
Ah, I just had to see another random cutscene. Some guy peed his pants so hard he flooded the streets.
We all pee blood sometimes, right?
Dark Hour- So there's another hour. Good, I can get my homework done. Apparently I'm special or something because nobody else gets an extra hour or something.
Somehow, I wound up in this weird blue elevator, boring music and all.
Now if only this was a limo.
I'm taken out of my pleasant dreams of Yukari-chan and Mitsuru-chan and sent here to chill with friggin' Mosquito from Soul Eater and his relatively attractive assistant. Apparently it's been years since anyone's been here. I was wondering why it looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth since the crusades.
He's got that stupid crayon contract. Even he thinks my name is Yu Narukami. This island is crazy, nobody names their child something that stupid. So he just gives me a key and kicks me out. What a douche. It's already time for school. I couldn't even use the sign-in sheet.