1:00- I HAVE FOUND THEM. They were fools to think I would not find them. But now, they will answer for their crimes. My fangs crave their flesh, and my tongue longs for their blood! They shall not claim another victim! I will not have this land covered in heart pieces!...even though it strengthens me.
Cry, children. Your doom is at hand.
1:01- Curse this realm of shadow! It separates me from them, and my revenge has been thwarted yet again! I must hasten my collection of tears, as my thirst has been quenched from Attack on Titan. The little devils don't even notice me!
1:05- Colin said I would come and save them. Colin amuses me. Perhaps I shall let him live and make him my jester once I marry Zelda.
1:10- I opened the cellar in hopes that someone would push the demon children in for me, but none of them did. Their trickery will not go unpunished. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I'll hack your limbs off with my sword.
1:20- I do not understand why these insects hide from me. I am fully prepared to give them painless deaths. They must take some sick form of pleasure in their pain.
1:30- One of the bugs fled into a storage room, trapping itself. Such foolishness, hiding in the fireplace, I shall burn it.
1:31- Crap.
Wait a minute, this isn't the right Kakariko village.
1:40- I found 20 rupees, but my wallet was full. I'm a wolf. What the Farore would I be doing with a wallet? Come to think of it, where does it go when I'm a wolf? I swear, if Midna takes it...
1:50- The last one decided to hide in a pot. It must have thought I was too saintly to break them. I truly hate to admit it, but not even I am that saintly.
1:55- I met a lone goron from the realm of light, guarding an impassable wall. He spoke of a problem. I'm sure it is nothing they cannot solve themselves. I've more important matters at hand, such as killing the demon children.
2:00- I encountered a strange stone, with the irrepressible urge to howl at it. I am now in a strange land...and all I can do is howl. I can't even lick myself for comfort. The golden wolf from the forest temple was there, too. No doubt he wants to finish our duel. We will duel, warrior wolf, but not before I destroy those wretched demons once and for all. The final tear has been collected, and the final barrier has been removed.