Opinion without Explanation
I am very bored, and I know that nobody will read this, so I'm just going to mess around and give an opinion without any explanation for it. If anyone happens to come by this blog, they can figure it...
View ArticleIt's 3 in the mornin' and I'm bored again.
My friends, I have played Toilet in Wonderland. And I am terrified. http://memoriesoffear.co.vu/post/72682203855/toilet-in-wonderland-is-an-adventure-game-where-a Also, on the same engine are Ib,...
View ArticleTales of Xillia 2
I got Tales of Xillia 2. It's not too bad. Anyone who likes terribly implemented silent protagonists and epic combos should consider pickin' it up. Some lady lost all 100 of her cats and entrusted me...
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Hunter x Hunter
I love Hunter x Hunter so much, but every time I see Pokkle I just wanna punch him in the face. God, I hate Pokkle.
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Fable 2 Ending D=<
I know I've beaten it before and seen all of it, but when I singlehandedly saved the world after like 20 years of planning my revenge on Lucien, I expected at least a little bit of praise for it! Those...
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Fable 1 Beginning
Fable 1 is a strange game. One one hand, it's got characters that look like this: On the other hand, it's got characters that look like this: Either they tried REALLY hard to make Lady Grey (top) look...
View ArticleWhisper is a terrible person, and so is everyone else (Fable 1)
Whisper: We were supposed to meet the guildmaster, but that was an hour ago! Me: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP YOU WENCH! Kid in Oakvale: Break this guy's stuff! Are you scared? You're a blubbering...
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Top 5 Hardest Games
First of all, I'm going to list the facts: 1. I suck at video games. Now that that's out of the way, time for the TOP FIVE HARDEST GAMES...that I've played. So most of them are probably by no means...
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Link's Inner Monologue - Twilight Princess Night 1
12:00- I'm gonna' kill that cat. Who does he think he is, taking my hard-earned fish! Just wait until I get my wolf form, you stupid furball I swear I'm gonna' rip you to shreds with my wolf fangs....
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The Demon Children - Twilight Princess Part 2
2:00- My revenge has begun. I killed Coro with his own soup. He did not drop a heart container. He truly was a heartless monster. 2:10- Bokoblins! They must have been summoned by the demon children in...
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Wolf Problems - Twilight Princess Part 3
3:00- I'm in jail. I'm chained to the floor. I'm also a wolf. This puts me in quite the predicament. Do I focus on escaping, or licking places previously left unlicked? 3:01- I picked option two. 3:03-...
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Once you go black, you never go back unless you collect orbs of light -...
12:00- A temptress has invited me to bathe in the spring. I am trying to stay faithful to my future betrothed, Zelda, but surely she will never know. 12:01- I see it was no temptress but Amaterasu...
View ArticleMonkey Business - Twilight Princess Part 5
1:00- A strange masked monkey broke the bridge, sending the monkey who guided me to her death, and then proceeded to moon me. I must kill him for shaming me, but I admit I laughed with him when she...
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Lila's Quite the Gymnast -Twilight Princess Part 6
12:00- Without my wolf form, I cannot sniff out the demon children. Searching in Hyrule field will be quite the chore. I did not anticipate such a gigantic field. The bokoblins are still prominent, so...
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THE DEMON CHILDREN - Twilight Princess Part 7
1:00- I HAVE FOUND THEM. They were fools to think I would not find them. But now, they will answer for their crimes. My fangs crave their flesh, and my tongue longs for their blood! They shall not...
View ArticleSchoooooool
I don't know how many of you guys looked at the Twilight Princess stuff I put up a couple days ago, but it's gonna' be a bit slower since school starts in like 9 hours. Normally it wouldn't really make...
View ArticleRoots
Why does everyone seem to like it when a series' goes "back to its roots?" If Grand Theft Auto went back to its roots, I'd have to switch over to Saints Row.
View ArticleXillia 2 and LoZ:TP
So guys, I haven't been completely honest. I did do a lot of schoolwork, but I also played a lot of Tales of Xillia 2 (I was too invested to take a break and play Twilight Princess). I mean, I was...
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Marih Ju Hana - Twilight Princess Part 8
12:00- The village knows of my arrival, and that I am indeed the Goddesses' chosen hero, but they do not seem excited. I cannot comprehend why. If I was woken up at 5:00 in the morning by a chosen hero...
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Shinpachi Deserves More Credit
So I've been reading a lot of Gintama lately, and I need to say two things: 1. I go on Mangapanda and Gintama's not even on the hot manga list and that is just inexcusable because I guarantee it's...
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