I know I've beaten it before and seen all of it, but when I singlehandedly saved the world after like 20 years of planning my revenge on Lucien, I expected at least a little bit of praise for it! Those other so called "heroes" (let's be real, did they kill thousands of bandits and guards and skeletons? No, that was me). instead yelled at me for resurrecting my dog who totally helped me dig up everyone's yards looking for buried treasure! They were probably jealous of my incredible riches.
I also think it's worth noting that I'm pretty sure it's not possible to look like that guy with the ponytail on the cover. I even got the ponytail haircut and looked nothing like him.
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Look at this handsome devil. ...No, the top guy, not the actual devil.
