12:00- A temptress has invited me to bathe in the spring. I am trying to stay faithful to my future betrothed, Zelda, but surely she will never know.
12:01- I see it was no temptress but Amaterasu herself! No doubt I shall father her pups in the future. I shall name our child Chibiterasu, and it will have its own game! On the Nintendo DS!
12:10- It seems the demon's name is Midna, and therefore she is not one of the demon children in disguise. She promised to help me slay the demon children, but in return I must hunt for treasure unknown to myself. I do hope she seeks a mirror, because holy Hyrule she needs makeup.
12:15- Midna assists my mobility when attacking. Now I can cut more grass than ever before!
12:20- Another spirit of light has bequeathed upon me a vessel for collecting her tears. I shall instead collect orphan tears, as they are much more delicious.
12:25- Unfortunately, it appears that there are no orphans in this realm. The demons probably ate them all. No matter. I would use my own, but crying is beneath me.
12:30- The woods are covered in fog. Perhaps Izanami has a hand in this as well. I would call the Investigation Team for assistance, but I shall not degrade myself by working with those from PlayStation.
You have no place here, vile witch.
12:35- Coro's spirit lingers on, terrified by the bugs which also seem to crave tears. Good. He must suffer for his soup.
12:40- Faron has shown its true form, and no doubt also seeks to mate with me. Unfortunately, I'm not into monkeys, though I cannot say the same for the demon children.
12:45- I am human again, and Zelda shall be mine! But first, I must clear the Forest Temple. Midna suggests that the demon children may be waiting for me inside.
12:50- A monkey stole my lantern. I tried stabbing it to get it back, but as with all monkeys, it had no effect. Though it did lead me to the temple. Perhaps this one shall live.
12:55- A golden wolf stands in my path. It would seem it seeks to train me! Me, the hero of legend! This skeleton wolf has disgraced me, and I will bring down the full power of my wrath upon it.
1:00- I have stabbed him in the stomach, and he has surrendered. I tried to kill him, but he sent me back at the temple before I could land the final blow. I shall slay him later. The demon children await their doom.
