1:00- A strange masked monkey broke the bridge, sending the monkey who guided me to her death, and then proceeded to moon me. I must kill him for shaming me, but I admit I laughed with him when she fell.
1:10- Truly, the monkeys appreciate my skill. They swing me through the air like a graceful swan. I must free the rest. They have earned it.
1:20- The demon children are definitely hidden here. I found another piece of heart locked away.
1:30- That plant ate my key. It better hope the heavy metal poisoning kills it before I do.
1:40- I don't know who runs this temple, but they better pay me a fortune for cutting all the grass.
1:50- I killed that monkey. His screams were sublime. I took his boomerang as a trophy.
2:00- Holy Hyrule that boss is grotesque. It looks like Lila in the morning. No matter. I have eaten its heart and added it to my own. I am stronger than ever. The demon children must have fled.