4/06/2009
Late Night- THANK GOD. I finally get to move over to Iwatodai and get some nice government funded education. I tell ya, I used to go to this private school over in Edo and oh my Nyx it was terrible. I mean I don't believe in Nyx or anything but it's an expression. Now I do admit that moving wasn't entirely my choice; my parents died in a car accident so I kind of couldn't stay and that snobby-ass school wouldn't pay for it. But good ol' Abe and the gang are letting me crash at the Iwatodai dorms so that's cool (hell if I know how the economy's gonna' pay for this). By the way, has anyone seen any coffins lately?
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If all the girls look like her, I think I'm gonna' have a good time here.
Still Midnight- Wow, they never told me I'd be bunking in the kiddie dorms. What is this, a friggin' orphanage? Oh my Nyx. The second I walk in, I expect otsu-chan* to wrap her arms around me and I get this kid instead.
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It's past your bedtime, dream-killer.
Telling me I have to sign a contract, who does he think he is? Let me read this thing real quick:
"You must claim responsibility for your own actions" It even looks like this kid wrote it in crayon.
Wait, is that fine print? You've gotta be kidding me, I didn't bring my reading glasses. Oh, you don't think I hear you laughing? Do you know how hard it is to have 5/5 vision? Whatever, this kid isn't getting a thing from me. Wait till he sees what I sign.
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Woe to the poor sucker with a name as crappy as this.
The kid told me I couldn't plug my ears and cover my eyes, but I beg to differ. I didn't hear anything he said after I put my headphones on. I just cannot get Burn my Dread out of my head. I'll probably stop listening to it soon enough but dear Nyx when Lotus Juice starts spittin' some nasty beats I just gotta boogie.
Slightly Later Night- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS. Oh this is perfect, the other girl's even hotter than the first one!
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Bouta make this busty babe the red oni to my blue oni.
So I'm having a good time so far, even though there was totally someone's kid lying around here and the other girl tried to shoot me. They said I'd be moved into the boys dorm, but I'm pretty sure that's not gonna' happen if I have anything to say about it. Mitsuru over here seems pretty open about it. Girl in the pink is named Yukari and totally wants the D. Y'all know wus good. She says hello, and now for some reason I can only think of three replies:
"Nice to meet you," "Why do you have a gun," and "Is this the girls' dorm?"
Well if my dead mom taught me anything, it is that I must always be a gentleman towards a lady, and being the gentleman I am, I naturally pick option 1. She said it was nice to meet me too, but I think we can all see the subtext.
Late late night- SHE'S SHOWING ME TO MY ROOM, YOU KNOW WUS GOOD. Wait, what? No. It's not good. Why isn't she coming in with me? This is not right, guys. This is not right at all. What the Nyx is going on here? Even weirder, she doesn't know that kid. It's probably her kid. Had those shifty eyes of hers. She asked if everything was alright earlier, and I was going to ask about all those coffins I saw but for some reason I chocked a little and had to settle with "What do you mean?" Oh well, better get to bed. Got a long and crappy school day ahead of me. Maybe then I can find out why we're not making out on my bed right now.
END OF 4/6.
Well guys, nobody said otherwise, so for the next looooong time (Y'all have no idea how long this game is) we'll be following the story of our perfectly polite gentleman protagonist "Yu Narukami," in Persona 3 FES. Entries will go day-by-day ingame. Also I apologize for that low-quality contract signature, I don't have any capture cards or anything and I'm too lazy to find out if anyone on youtube played as "Yu Narukami" that I can screenshot, so I just took a picture with my iPhone 4. I may or may not continue to take such pictures when necessary.
*Gintama's pop idol.