4/07/2009
Early morning- I woke up this morning and was met with a strange sight: Nobody was with me in my bed when I woke up! This is simply impossible. They must have woken up early to get ready for school- Oh crap, school! I didn't do my early spring assignments or anything though! God, this is such BS.
And of course here's Yukari-chan to wake me up. Being the perfect gentleman (and maybe seeking a quick bj or something before school) I open the door. Apparently that really hot redhead asked her to take me to school. A strange but prevalent form of playing hard to get here, I suppose.
Going to school is weird as hell. Everything looks different. I mean, everyone's got really nice legs, but for some reason everyone looks 2-D or something. Nevertheless, I sure do hope I'm in her class.
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Nothing like an upskirt to start the day, I tell ya.
School morning- So apparently I have to go and see my teacher in the faculty office. I don't know why I can't just, y'know, go to the classroom and sit down but hey, different strokes. I like to keep an open mind about these things. Might as well go introduce myself and tell them that this school's mine now and they're all gonna' be my bi-WELL HELLO MS. TAKEBA.
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Yukari-chan never told me her mom worked here.
Guys, come on. She toootally looks like Yukari's mom.
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She dooooooo.
So Yukari's mom is teaching me. Hopefully this won't get awkward later. Well, seems formal enough. I'm in 11th grade, Yu Narukami, in class 2-F- wait a minute.
What. Yu Narukami? What the hell is this? Who the hell names their kid Yu Narukami? My name is Bryce Whitecracker! How do you mix this up?! I've got half a mind to slap this lady upside the head right now but I'm not going to because if my dead mom taught me anything, it is that I must always be a gentleman in front of a lady. Especially Yukari's mom. And since she'll be teaching me all year.
Late early morning- "If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well." Well, this principal does not know how to run a school. I'm pretty sure that the saying goes, "If a job's worth doing, it's worth getting a B on." At least that's how it was at my old school.
Oh great, some kid's trying to talk to me. Hah, this kid wants to know if Yukari-chan has a boyfriend. Doesn't even know who's sitting in front of him. I'm about to tell this kid who's about to kick his teeth in when all of a sudden this teacher decides to proclaim he's the one not-totally-deaf teacher in the entire class. It's weird how teachers work. The entire room can talk, and yet you're the only one who will ever be heard. Dummmmmb.
After school- Some other kid in my class comes up to talk to me, and this time I'm pretty surprised because he's got voice acting.
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I bet he's gonna' be my rival or something.
And whaddaya know, Yukari-chan's here too. I don't think I have to tell you guys about the love triangle that's about to go down. People are already talking about us, but y'know, word spreads fast when I'm involved. I've always been a popular guy. You guys have no idea how many people lined up to get my autograph when I was at my old school. Hatsune Miku jetpacked all the way over to school once to get me to sign her forehead. Poor Yukari-chan thinks I told everyone, though. I don't need to tell anyone. Like I said, if the story's got me in it, people just know.
-Oh wait, she meant last night. I don't know what happened last night, though. Maybe she snuck in my room and gave me a quick one in my sleep or something. Oh man, maybe it really was her kid. Ah, no, she said there's nothing between us. I guess it was last night. To be fair, it's true. Nothing could ever come between me and those fine legs. My bro Junpei over here knows wus' good, though.
Evening- The dorm has sign in sheets. Ugh. This better not mean a curfew. Scariest thing happened, though. I almost signed in over a guy who had like, 98 hours 50 minutes on his record. I wouldn't wanna do that now, would I? No. No I would not. Very ungentlemanlike.
Looks like the babes already beat me here, but they're just lounging around. So I go over to Yukari-chan and she asks me what I'm doing. Y'all know what I'm doing. When I'm good and done, I go take a leak and get my beauty sle- wait what no I'm not tired yet game what are you doing I just went to the bathroom and it said I feel grea-zZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzZzzZzzzZZZ
END OF 4/07/09