Whisper: We were supposed to meet the guildmaster, but that was an hour ago!
Me: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP YOU WENCH!
Kid in Oakvale: Break this guy's stuff! Are you scared? You're a blubbering girl!
Me: Let's see who's a blubbering girl once I'm done punching you in the face you little piece of crap, I'm gonna' make your face look like that one girl with the lost bear when I'm done with you (I promptly scolded him...with my fists. He cried like Zoe Quinn when she was exposed).
Guard: You can't hit 5 year olds in the face.
Me: But he called me a girl!
Dad: You can't hit 5 year olds in the face. Good job though, take my money.
Where is Whisper from, anyway? I don't think the Land of Bad Voice Acting really counts.
Edit: Don't worry guys, I got my revenge. I totally whooped her in front of her brother.
