2:00- My revenge has begun. I killed Coro with his own soup. He did not drop a heart container. He truly was a heartless monster.
2:10- Bokoblins! They must have been summoned by the demon children in an effort to kill me. My death must be valuable if they're sending hordes of lesser monsters after me. What do they want? My heart containers? I shall seek out the truth, and the demon children shall pay for their crimes.
2:15- I opened a chest, expecting money, but instead found a nauseating sight: A piece of heart. These demon children are far crueler than I thought. No matter. I shall merge its life force with my own.
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Disgusting, I know.
2:30- Talo was captured by the bokoblins! Is this a trick? Is he merely trying to regain my trust, or is he truly a helpless boy? Perhaps I was wrong. I shall free him... for now. He told me to keep it a secret from his father. The man must know something.
2:40- Rusl mentioned a princess in Hyrule. Suddenly Lila doesn't seem as hot anymore. I won't be seeing her again anyway. Once I make it to Hyrule, I'm gonna' get rich by opening LINK MART! It'll be like Wal-Mart but with less stuff and higher prices!
2:45- THAT LITTLE WITCH JUST TOOK MY HORSE. It's a good thing the mayor's on my side. Nobody gets the better of Link! Good thing she doesn't know about my ninja skills. I'll go sneak through that tunnel and slit her throat before she finds out how Epona really got that injury.
2:50- Things are turning out better than I expected. Collin wants to go with me to see Lila. I can kill two villagers with one sword.
2:55- Talo wants to borrow my sword. The moment of truth. Will he kill me and preserve the secrecy of his demon blood, or let me live? ...I'm still breathing. Perhaps I was wrong.
2:57: Colin said when he grows up, he wants to be just like me. Even if I let him grow up, I'd have to kill him once he learned even the smallest fraction of my deadly skills.
3:00- Now's my chance. Lila's completely succumbed to my charm. All I have to do is draw my-wait. Where is my sword? Oh crap, I gave it to Talo! IT WAS A TRICK!
