12:00- I'm gonna' kill that cat. Who does he think he is, taking my hard-earned fish! Just wait until I get my wolf form, you stupid furball I swear I'm gonna' rip you to shreds with my wolf fangs.
Fact: The wolf is my spirit animal
12:24- Ooooh, that Colin kid. Look at him. What a goody-goody. This little piece of crap thinks that just because I get the day off, Epona should get one, too. Watch out, Colin. PETA's not here to save you right now.
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Look at that blubby little fish mouth of his. He's gonna' wish he never made me that fishing rod.
12:26- There's a spider on the ladder that leads to my house. Looks like I'm crashing with Lila tonight. <3
12:28- I got a wooden sword. Time to teach those friggin' kids a lesson for waking me up today.
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Your days are numbered, kiddies.
12:33- They're demons, they must be. Every time I've endeavored to hit them, they've dodged the blows completely with minimal effort. Even when the sword connects, I can't feel any resistance, and there are no wounds left behind. They are formidable foes indeed.
12:37- "Like it's hard to briefly hold B and release it." YOU THINK THIS IS EASY, MALO?! I'VE TRAINED AT THIS MOVE SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN! And yet this kid gasps when I pull off the jump attack, easiest move in the book.
12:44- Geez, I can climb on unstable vines, kill anything in my path with a sword, and yet I still can't jump.... I still should have made the Ordon basketball team, though.
12:50- Ah, a free lantern! This will be a crucial tool in slaying the demon children. The guy was even kind enough to throw in some delicious-looking soup!
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12:55- In hunting down the demon known as Talo, I have stumbled across his weapon. Perhaps Din has finally answered my prayers. Praise Din!
1:00- Rabid bats did a number on me. Better drink that soup to regain some hearts!
1:01- HOLY HYRULE, WHERE'S THE CHAMBER POT?!
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