Hunter x Hunter
I love Hunter x Hunter so much, but every time I see Pokkle I just wanna punch him in the face. God, I hate Pokkle.
View ArticleFable 2 Ending D=<
I know I've beaten it before and seen all of it, but when I singlehandedly saved the world after like 20 years of planning my revenge on Lucien, I expected at least a little bit of praise for it! Those...
View ArticleFable 1 Beginning
Fable 1 is a strange game. One one hand, it's got characters that look like this: On the other hand, it's got characters that look like this: Either they tried REALLY hard to make Lady Grey (top) look...
View ArticleWhisper is a terrible person, and so is everyone else (Fable 1)
Whisper: We were supposed to meet the guildmaster, but that was an hour ago! Me: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP YOU WENCH! Kid in Oakvale: Break this guy's stuff! Are you scared? You're a blubbering...
View ArticleTop 5 Hardest Games
First of all, I'm going to list the facts: 1. I suck at video games. Now that that's out of the way, time for the TOP FIVE HARDEST GAMES...that I've played. So most of them are probably by no means...
View ArticleLink's Inner Monologue - Twilight Princess Night 1
12:00- I'm gonna' kill that cat. Who does he think he is, taking my hard-earned fish! Just wait until I get my wolf form, you stupid furball I swear I'm gonna' rip you to shreds with my wolf fangs....
View ArticleThe Demon Children - Twilight Princess Part 2
2:00- My revenge has begun. I killed Coro with his own soup. He did not drop a heart container. He truly was a heartless monster. 2:10- Bokoblins! They must have been summoned by the demon children in...
View ArticleWolf Problems - Twilight Princess Part 3
3:00- I'm in jail. I'm chained to the floor. I'm also a wolf. This puts me in quite the predicament. Do I focus on escaping, or licking places previously left unlicked? 3:01- I picked option two. 3:03-...
View ArticleOnce you go black, you never go back unless you collect orbs of light -...
12:00- A temptress has invited me to bathe in the spring. I am trying to stay faithful to my future betrothed, Zelda, but surely she will never know. 12:01- I see it was no temptress but Amaterasu...
View ArticleMonkey Business - Twilight Princess Part 5
1:00- A strange masked monkey broke the bridge, sending the monkey who guided me to her death, and then proceeded to moon me. I must kill him for shaming me, but I admit I laughed with him when she...
View ArticleLila's Quite the Gymnast -Twilight Princess Part 6
12:00- Without my wolf form, I cannot sniff out the demon children. Searching in Hyrule field will be quite the chore. I did not anticipate such a gigantic field. The bokoblins are still prominent, so...
View ArticleTHE DEMON CHILDREN - Twilight Princess Part 7
1:00- I HAVE FOUND THEM. They were fools to think I would not find them. But now, they will answer for their crimes. My fangs crave their flesh, and my tongue longs for their blood! They shall not...
View ArticleSchoooooool
I don't know how many of you guys looked at the Twilight Princess stuff I put up a couple days ago, but it's gonna' be a bit slower since school starts in like 9 hours. Normally it wouldn't really make...
View ArticleRoots
Why does everyone seem to like it when a series' goes "back to its roots?" If Grand Theft Auto went back to its roots, I'd have to switch over to Saints Row.
View ArticleXillia 2 and LoZ:TP
So guys, I haven't been completely honest. I did do a lot of schoolwork, but I also played a lot of Tales of Xillia 2 (I was too invested to take a break and play Twilight Princess). I mean, I was...
View ArticleMarih Ju Hana - Twilight Princess Part 8
12:00- The village knows of my arrival, and that I am indeed the Goddesses' chosen hero, but they do not seem excited. I cannot comprehend why. If I was woken up at 5:00 in the morning by a chosen hero...
View ArticleShinpachi Deserves More Credit
So I've been reading a lot of Gintama lately, and I need to say two things: 1. I go on Mangapanda and Gintama's not even on the hot manga list and that is just inexcusable because I guarantee it's...
View ArticleThe Noximilien Special
Alright, look at this picture. Alright, now look at this picture. (Wait, it's on CN?) Same show. Creepiest cartoon I've ever seen, I know that much. Â
View ArticleTomb Raiders please help
So, I got Tomb Raider for PS3 yesterday. No, not the new one. This one...yeah. So, do I have to actually use the D-pad to move? Can I really not use the analog stick? Because I really don't want to...
View ArticleThe Shinpachi of Xenogears
Guys, I finally found someone as awesome of Shinpachi outside of Gintama. Look how cool this dude is.
View ArticleSmash Preparation
Brothers of the Super Smash, In just 6 hours and 11 minutes, Super Smash Bros 4 will come out on the 3DS, and I am ready. Got a new SD card to store this baby. Who here is hyped? Also, who's everyone...
View ArticleLet me just say - Smash Bros 3DS
Well, I dunno about you guys, but today I took my 3DS to school and spent a good portion of the day playin' Smash Bros. First off, let me just say the Villager, as I thought, really is the best...
View ArticleRonan Deserved Better!
Just a heads up, y'all might think this is somewhere between 8 and 10 on the rant scale. I've been holding it in for a long time now, but I have to come clean: Guardians of the Galaxy completely wasted...
View ArticlePlayin' some vidya games
If any of you guys liked that Twilight Princess stuff I did, I'ma be completely honest: I'm too lazy to go downstairs to my Wii and play it (I have the GC version so I can't play it up here on my Wii...
View ArticleKimi Wo I Will Never Leave You
4/06/2009 Late Night- THANK GOD. I finally get to move over to Iwatodai and get some nice government funded education. I tell ya, I used to go to this private school over in Edo and oh my Nyx it was...
View ArticleYukari's Mom Has Got It Goin' On (Persona 3 FES Part 2)
4/07/2009 Early morning- I woke up this morning and was met with a strange sight: Nobody was with me in my bed when I woke up! This is simply impossible. They must have woken up early to get ready for...
View ArticleWait, I'm a Theatre Kid. (Persona 3 Part 3)
04/08/2009 Early morning- This high school's pretty great. Every time I come here, there's always this great happy disco-ish song playing. Probably means it's gonna' be a pretty great happy year, but...
View ArticleWhat I want to see in more manga/anime
I've been re-watching Fullmetal Alchemist (both) lately, and I just realized something pretty cool about it. Most manga/anime I read/watch has specific arcs. The adventure's continuous, but split up...
View ArticleHoly crap they're gonna kill Kondo
FIRST THE SHOGUN AND NOW OUR FAVORITE GORILLA?! WHY, SORACHI?! WHY?! *Actually tearing up right now* For real though, Kondo was my favorite character. Now who's gonna' marry Tae? Rest in peace, you...
View ArticleTelltale's Game of Thrones is crap *spoilery review rant*
I don't know why Telltale Games hasn't tried to make their own thing yet. I guess they can't be bothered to invent their own world or something, but that doesn't make a lot of sense to me because...
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